There are a lot of serious things going on in the world right now. For example, earthquakes.
But hey, take a break from all of that and allow yourself to remove your posterior by way of hilarity (translation: laugh your ass off) by coming down to the first round of Last Comic Standing tonight at the Old Stone Church. This is an all-local gathering of comics who will be battling it out for audience votes in the hopes of getting in on the $5,000 in prizes up for grabs.
First of all, I'm going to be there to host the entire affair, so you'll have a chance to hear me tell my best fart jokes. Because who doesn't like a good fart joke, amiright?
So yeah, that was me trying to be funny. Here's a list of actually funny people who will be appearing tonight. (8pm show, but doors open at 7pm. Only $5 to get in). If you know any of these folks, you better be there to show some support.
Tony G.
Kevin Patterson
Andrew Jamison
Chelsea Woodmansee
Gill B. Sanchez
Marti Gee
Shane Coffey
Stan Whitton
Alex Rios
Celeste Franklin
Jim Mortenson (last year's champ)