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Goose Hysteria

It's hard to list the number of important subjects that have gone virtually unnoticed in this city, which is all but defined by its political apathy.

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It's hard to list the number of important subjects that have gone virtually unnoticed in this city, which is all but defined by its political apathy.

War in Iraq: Sorry I'm late for Happy Hour!

Massive oil spill in the gulf: Thanks, but I just topped of my tank!

Foreclosures at a new record high and homelessness is rampant: Yawn.

The parks district wants to thin the marauding goose herd in downtown: Wooah! Not so fast.

Quick, start speed dialing every elected official in Central Oregon. Organize a letter writing campaign! Hold a vigil for the "murdered" geese. Cover yourself in goose poop and chain yourself to city hall.

People, get a grip. WTF.