There are a lot of serious things going on in the world right now. For example, earthquakes.
But hey, take a break from all of that and allow yourself to remove your posterior by way of hilarity (translation: laugh your ass off) by coming down to the first round of Last Comic Standing tonight at the Old Stone Church. This is an all-local gathering of comics who will be battling it out for audience votes in the hopes of getting in on the $5,000 in prizes up for grabs.
First of all, I'm going to be there to host the entire affair, so you'll have a chance to hear me tell my best fart jokes. Because who doesn't like a good fart joke, amiright?
So yeah, that was me trying to be funny. Here's a list of actually funny people who will be appearing tonight. (8pm show, but doors open at 7pm. Only $5 to get in). If you know any of these folks, you better be there to show some support.
Gill B. Sanchez
Jim Mortenson (last year's champ)