Fall Fashion Part I: Please, stop wearing this stuff!

Clothing in Bend that make us wretch.

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NOTE: We have been in close contact with our fashion guru, Vera Fang, in order keep you looking good. This is the first of our multi-part series, some of which will reappear in our annual Fall Style issue, on stands Aug. 30.

Yesterday we drove around exploring the best of Bend's thrift stores in search of few key items. We found good stuff and some not so good stuff.

Here's some garbage that we saw along the way, which made us think, "Gosh, it's too bad people still wear this shit. Maybe they just don't know any better?"

So here you go. Free fashion DONT'S. If you're still wearing any of the items below, don't. It makes our eyes hurt and our town less beautiful.

WEIRD FLAME SHIRTS

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"These are dumb. End of story." -V. Fang.

CARGO SHORTS

Do you really need all those pockets? "Trim shorts with clean lines, please," advises Fang.

PRE-WORN JEANS 

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You don't need the frayed bits. "It looks trashy," says Fang.

JEANS WITH SILLY STITCHING ON THE POCKETS

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"This poor kid looks like a N.J. guido. You can't go wrong with classic Levis."  -V Fang.

More to come. Stay tuned.


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