That means I'll be up there saying things like "Who's ready to laugh?" and "You know what I hate about airplane food?" and other HILARIOUS phrases before the far more hilarious local comics take the stage for five minute sets in the hope of making it onto the next rounds and a shot at the $5,000 in prizes.
On stage tonight will be Stan Whitton, Max Guinn, Shane Coffey, Steve Unbankes, Mishal Khan, Jake Woodmansee, Kelly Edwards, Danny Yarborough, Stephanie Lester and Dakota Faxon.
Come on out and vote for these people if you know them and/or think they're super funny.
OK, I'll see you tonight. First one to call me a jerkwad while I'm onstage wins a free puppy.**