If you're reading this section of the paper, odds are you're a) someone over the age of 18, and b) someone who is interested in what's going on in movie theaters. Congratulations on being a survivor in a species on the verge of extinction.
It's no breaking news story to anyone who follows the movie industry - or anyone who looks occasionally at the movie listings - that mainstream movies are directed overwhelmingly at teenage boys. Exactly how long that's been the case, and to what extent it has gotten worse in recent years, is up for constant debate. In a recent GQ article, film journalist Mark Harris traces the trend back to Top Gun in 1986; plenty of others have pointed to the Star Wars summer of 1977. But however and whenever it began, there's little questioning that Hollywood now depends on serving the young male audience - as a seemingly non-stop buffet of comic-book and video-game adaptations bears constant witness.
On the surface, it's easy to understand why. Perhaps more so even than other large industries, the American movie industry is run based on fear of the potential fallout of doing something different, and having that something different fail. Young singles on dates and fantasy fanboys are about the only sure thing when it comes to a theatrical audience any more, which makes it seem like common sense for Hollywood to base its economy around them. But while the landscape of media consumption continues to change by the hour - a reality of which the music, publishing and news-media industries are all-too-painfully aware - the film exhibition industry continues to operate roughly the same way it has for the past 100 years.
And what's remarkable is, they haven't learned the most obvious lesson of the 21st century 3D boom, as well as the first rule of economics: The price for a product should reflect what the market will bear. Premiums for 3D films have kept the revenue stream for theatrical box-office income relatively stable, even as overall ticket sales dropped around 5 percent in 2010 from the previous year. It's clear that the exhibition industry has figured out that demand/ticket price interaction moves in one direction. So why haven't movie theaters considered the most obvious inverse: charging lower ticket prices for movies that might need a little boost getting people into the seats?
Here's the simple reality: Adults aren't going to movies, and mainstream studios aren't making movies for adults. It feels like a chicken-and-egg conundrum, except that it's astoundingly easy to solve. The making and marketing of adult-targeted dramas and comedies costs a fraction of what it takes to make a summer action blockbuster, and there's a completely different demand by the audience to see those two types of films as soon as they hit theaters. Yet whether you want to see The King's Speech or Iron Man 2, you'll pay the same $9. No other type of live entertainment is this absurd in its pricing structure. If your local music club tried to charge the same $150 to check out a local band that you'd pay to see U2 or Taylor Swift, potential patrons would create a cartoon-like cloud of dust fleeing in the opposite direction, all while laughing hysterically. Yet, somehow, we don't even blink that theaters do the same thing.
In that spirit, a modest proposal: Charge people what they're actually prepared to pay for a movie. If the audience for a 3D action movie is already demonstrating its willingness to shell out more than ten bucks for the experience, by all means, continue down that fruitful path. But if you're trying to get people to come to a lower-budget romantic drama, make the ticket price $2. Not just for matinees, but for every ticket, all day. Then advertise the living hell out of that fact. If adults are all-too-often prepared to wait out a movie's theatrical run because they can see it more cheaply at home on pay-per-view or DVD, give them an incentive to see it right now, and for less. I'm guessing they'll still go to the snack bar, too.
Of course, distributors would need to collaborate with exhibitors to make this a reality. But imagine the market the industry could resurrect from the dead, re-instilling the movie-going habit, while maybe even making better movies in the process. And then, Mr. or Mrs. Grown-Up Movie-Goer, you suddenly might not feel so alone any more.
Editor's note: This story initially appeared in the Salt Lake City Weekly. It is published here with permission.