Hollywood loves an origin story, good or bad (mostly bad). This film follows the tale of Vlad the Impaler as he makes a deal with a monster to protect his kingdom and family. Judging from the trailers, Ol' Vlady turns into bats, kills thousands of people and rolls around sweatily with his stunning blond wife. The main reason to see this: Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister) is playing CALIGULA!!!!