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Four Loko Watch: Four Loko on Wheels?

Four Loko is now available in 15-passenger van form.

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Right as we thought that there was no need to continue reporting on Four Loko, now that the only version of the high-alcohol level beverage you can get in Oregon contains no bad-decision-fueling uppers, we saw this in downtown Bend:

It's a good thing Four Loko no longer has the crazy chemicals in it because if people were still drinking it, because someone drunk on Loko would totally try to drink this...only to find out it's a van and not a giant can of Four Loko.