If there's anyone who can face down a theme park full of rampaging dinosaurs, Chris Pratt seems like just the person to do it. With his winning charm and a roguish twinkle in his eyes, he will speak reason the hearts of velociraptors who will see him and go "Hey, other dinosaurs, if humanity is like this guy, maybe they're not so bad after all. Let's eat tofurkey instead!" Or they'll eat him and Bryce Dallas Howard and be on with their day. Either way, shut up and take my money.
Jurassic World 3D is not showing in any theaters in the area.