The new film from the madcap bastard behind Layer Cake, Stardust and X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn. Kingsman has Colin Firth using a bulletproof umbrella and beating a bunch of ass while never breaking a sweat. It also has Samuel L. Jackson dressing like Jay-Z, talking with a lisp and hellbent on world domination. I mean, sure, this could be one of the worst movies ever made, but it won't be. It will be gloriously, batshit insane.
Kingsman: The Secret Service is not showing in any theaters in the area.