Left Behind

This...shouldn't exist. A remake of the Christian rapture film from 2000 which in turn was based on the first book in the massively popular 16 book series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins. The story is about Rayford Steele, a badass commercial airline pilot taking on the end of the world, Palestine and the Antichrist all because of his love for Jesus. Oh, and this pilot is played by NICOLAS CAGE!!!!!! Let me rephrase: Nicolas Cage is starring in a Christian funded post-apocalyptic thriller in a role previously played by KIRK CAMERON!! Every movie ever made has been leading to this.