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Oprah Talks to Lying Cheater, Gets Half Confession

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You know what's (kind of) funny (but mostly sad)?

When I just Google-ed "what did Lance tell Oprah," before I could type "Oprah," Google auto-fills in "kids." As in, "what did Lance tell his kids?" Ouch. In all this hoopla over Lance Armstrong's doping confession, his back-and-forth pre-interviews with Oprah in Maui over Christmas holiday (rough life), etc. I failed to remember that this D-bag has kids.
What did he tell them? "Remember when I said I won a lot of big, important bike races? I didn't, really. Remember when I said telling the truth is important? Well..."

BUT! That's for him to work out. In the meantime the rest of us can play BINGOStrong while we watch the two-day special on Oprah's OWN channel tomorrow night (6pm PST and showing at Crow's Feet Commons, if, like me, you not only lack a TV you sure as shit don't subscribe to the OWN channel).

Favorite: I owe Greg LeMond a phone call.
  • Favorite: "I owe Greg LeMond a phone call."

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