I grew up with Paddington Bear and love him as much as anyone. He taught me wonderful lessons on friendship, love and family that have stayed with me forever that I will probably teach my kids one day. This Paddington, the one in the film, looks like he is going to kill and eat me while I sleep. His dead eyed stare makes me long for a simpler time, when my childhood heroes didn't look like Dali's worst nightmares. Please keep him away from me.