IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE! The Syfy channel has announced that Sharknado 2: The Second One (yes, that's the real title) will premiere on July 30. Check out a three-minute clip above, it is so totally worth three-minutes of your morning. (SPOILER!!! SHARKS ON A SUBWAY! As good if not better than Snakes on a Plane)
Ian Ziering (of "Beverly Hills 90210" fame) and Tara Reid (of getting drunk and falling down fame) return for the sequel and the rest of the cast just gets better from there! Yes, that is Mark McGrath of '90s bleach-tipped pop group Sugar Ray and yes he does look more and more like KD Lang as he ages. Look for appearances from Judah Friedlander, Kelly Osbourne, Andy Dick, Billy Ray Cyrus, Perez Hilton, Al Roker, and Matt Lauer.
WHAT!? SCORE! SHARKNADO FOREVER!