My calves ache. My feet are sore. And when I'm not playing RIDE, I notice that my legs beat with a dull throb reminiscent of the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater, which sent me out into the world with thumbs that had been rubbed raw while trying toperfect that game's skating moves. In RIDE, I've had to transform my own body into the master controller for the game, using my own endurance and sense of balance to roll in Tony Hawk's virtual world of extreme skating.
RIDE's solid plastic skateboard controller is easily one of the most durable accessories to evership with a videogame. Approximately the size of a small, thick skateboard that's curved along the bottom, I operate it entirely with my feet. Instead of pushing buttons to make my onscreen character jump or flip his in-game skateboard, I actually tip and rock the skateboard controller. Instead of wiggling joysticks to make myself grab the board, I swing my real arms. Steering is a matter of shiftingmy actual bodyweight.
RIDE is not for the lardassy or lazy. Physical activity is essential, and like most tricky real-world activities,it requires practice. During my first few days with RIDE I was convinced that the board's motion sensors didn't work. But after a sore week I learned how the board sensed me and the space around me. I even came toappreciate the way the game'sskateparks feel like isolated skating environments, cut off from the real world. I don't have the best score possible on the oldL.A. River racetrack, though. In order to get that, I've gotto sweat it out.
THE GOOD: I jumped up and down on RIDE's skateboard controller like mad and it didn't break. RIDE's hands-free controller could lay the foundation for future Tony Hawk sports games that take advantage of the same controller, such as a Tony Hawk answer to snowboarding games like SSX Tricky, or a Tony Hawk surfing game. RIDE's hardware is sturdy enough to support an entire sports franchise.
THE BAD: RIDE shares the fate of many plastic peripheral games: All of them are obnoxious to load and sign-in. RIDE requires the use of a standard controller for some parts of the game's interface, which prompts a lot of getting on and off the board, setting controllers down around the room, etc. It seems especially unnecessary considering the RIDE controller has the standard buttons built into its side.
THE BOTTOM LINE: With some patience, practice and physical commitment, Tony Hawk RIDE can transform a livingroom into a skatepark.
Tony Hawk RIDE ★★★✩✩
Rated Everyone 10+; 360, PS3
(Wii version not reviewed)