- Bill Friday
- No snow on the mountain: snow on the mountain
- Mt. Bachelor parking bad: parking good
- Crowded trail: empty trail
- Floaters on the river blocking everything: clear river for a paddleboard
- Bike flat way out on a trail: It's a nice hike!
- In laws who hate you: in laws who bring you treats
- When two people wearing beer goggles meet and it’s all 4-dimensional and trippy
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