It's the simple pleasures in life that make it worth living and the Expendables series is as simple as it gets. The plot is inconsequential because what makes the films worth watching are Sly, Arnold, Snipes, Statham, Li, Ford, Gibson, Crews, Lundgren, Banderas and Kelsey Frigging Grammar trying to kill each other. As long as there's a 60 year old Schwarzenegger yelling "GET TO THE CHOPPAH!" then everything will be beautiful. Or veiny.