- Line em up, knock em down
Don't get me wrong, they want attention and it never fails. However, the girl-on-girl kiss is stale and old. With a metamorphosis in regime and hope to make the world a better place, might we move forward from this frat party charade to something more interesting or meaningful?
How about a spin on the girl-on-girl kiss where ladies with tongue piercings wear highly magnetized tongue rings? It will be a real battle of tongue strength to see who can get their tongue untied while smooching. Some girls will have tongue rings with opposing magnets, so no matter how much they want to make out their tongues will be forced away from one another in a wicked display of willpower.
Or the girl can just get naked. Why involve anyone else when you can get all the attention yourself? Typically singing, dancing, or doing yoga while nude will get even more attention.
Last but not least, the girl could conjure up a conversation with the guy she has a crush on. It is perhaps the most difficult of the methods, but assures the best results. Furthermore, you'll know that you are not a trampy whore when you happen to get a teeny bit drunk and want a little male attention.
1 oz cheap vodka
1 oz Red Bull
Add a dash of food coloring to color your shot to give it more personality.