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If you thought the carnage of hurricane Sandy was bad... or are just looking for a ray of hope after Lindsay Lohan tanked in her comeback role as Elizabeth Taylor on Lifetime— well, things just went from bad to worse. Hostess has gone out of business.

As of this evening, the following events have taken place:

1. Hostess announced that the failure of striking workers to return has forced the baking giant to forego further operations and they are shuttering their doors. This announcement results in the discontinuation of such American staples as Wonder Bread, Ding Dongs, Sno-balls, and yes... the Twinkie.

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Ethan Maffey

Both a writer and a fan of vinyl records since age 5, it wasn't until nearly three decades later that Oregon Native Ethan Maffey derived a plan to marry the two passions by writing about music. From blogging on MySpace in 2007 and then Blogspot, to launching his own website, 83Music, and eventually freelancing...

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